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This is the pugilist you have long awaited.

I had a dream that felt like a nightmare where i was consumed with all of this foam. This was a dream at around 3:45 in the morning and it’s 5:50 now, so the details are a bit cloudy now, as if i can’t quite grip them, and in dream terms, it starts to feel as if i’m just kind of making it all up. But i had a thick white foam all over me, possibly spreading. I think i got it from touching a patch on the floor and it slowly consumed me over time. The weight of it was not discernible, but the lack of control i started to feel around my body began to rise, as if it were soaking me down like wet towels. It wasn’t the heaviness that made it feel denser, but the saturation of it. I think at some point, another man, some kind of agent was trying to wrangle me in and i ended up whipping foam at him from my enormously thick arm..

Is this Your First Time Closing Alone (Graveyard Shift)

I had a dream that i had to close, but instead of just closing the starbucks i had to close an entire supermarket as well. And that meant not only counting the 16 registers (that was fin,e i could do it) but i also had to do all the floors and then do weird shit like closing the deli. This meant cleaning the huge piano that was there are twisting these glass bulbs onto different levers so that they wouldn’t get dusty (after i put the knobs on, the glass almost immediately started collecting dust) and also using specific chemicals to wipe down these blades that were in the ceiling and in the wall. It looked like a pizza oven but with a ton of blades. Like a huge version of a straight razor, kind of. I also had to spray for bugs. It was a huge hose attached to a massive perfect cube and i had to walk the edge of the entire store, hitting every point where the wall met the floor but also different places underneath furniture and underneath shelving. There were specific areas i could not s