Is this Your First Time Closing Alone (Graveyard Shift)

I had a dream that i had to close, but instead of just closing the starbucks i had to close an entire supermarket as well. And that meant not only counting the 16 registers (that was fin,e i could do it) but i also had to do all the floors and then do weird shit like closing the deli. This meant cleaning the huge piano that was there are twisting these glass bulbs onto different levers so that they wouldn’t get dusty (after i put the knobs on, the glass almost immediately started collecting dust) and also using specific chemicals to wipe down these blades that were in the ceiling and in the wall. It looked like a pizza oven but with a ton of blades. Like a huge version of a straight razor, kind of. I also had to spray for bugs. It was a huge hose attached to a massive perfect cube and i had to walk the edge of the entire store, hitting every point where the wall met the floor but also different places underneath furniture and underneath shelving. There were specific areas i could not spray because that’s where the pets were going to play so i had to be careful or else they would walk in to that zone and slow down in time and die. I was being trained on this mere moments before the other person was leaving, and it was all being described to me in casual detail, so i was worried about fucking up. I also had to make sure that when i was done i tucked myself into this huge king sized bed that was in the front where the customer service desk was.  

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