Party Behind the Dungeon Palace.

Justine’s birthday party. To get there you had to fight through this underground temple sort of thing with Lela from futurama. It was extremely bloody. And when you hit a point it suddenly turned into this deep underground chimes restaurant. You had to pay a quarter to slide out or go back into the dungeon so ultimately you had to find a quarter in the dungeon. Once I made it outside to take a break, I saw John Lloyd and Aviana out there and they were talking about how there’s no way to get “out” of Skyrim. So I walked away and started looking for a way back IN to the dungeon on the other side of the outdoor break area that was kind of like an open courtyard like a school campus. I found a guitar case and opened it and inside was a an overlay that said “lift this to find Bloodslayer, a weapon you can take if you wish to die” in like black metal band font. So I lifted it to see it and it was this ornate sword with blood everywhere, like a soup. I closed it. I kept tracing around the outside of the courtyard looking for ways in and eventually heard John and Aviana saying something about how you can do the hadouken controller move and that’s how you block. So I did that (with my hands? I didn’t have a controller) and someone looked out of the bushes and invited me through. I went through the bushes and eventually was in this really ornate palace type area. Kaleena was there somewhere I heard and I was only in the first part of the palace. I was at the birthday party though, because there were appetizers and it was just gum that you could chew and people were walking with silver platters that when you were done you could spit your gum out onto. I ran into Aviana’s husband who was saying she went to go change into her nun outfit. I explored some more and ran into one of Jarrett Carter’s friends and his girlfriend and they were in a hotel room they invited me to to get out of that weird palace area. And they were talking about how they were having money problems so they don’t know how they’re getting back home. The woman said “money’s on break”. Such a great turn of phrase. The guy was wearing sunglasses shaped like a B on its side and only one was a sunglasses, the other was a clear glass. I went out through their closet and ended up in like a normal dining area and Justine was there and so was Kaleena and they were hanging out but to get to them I was trying to go through all of these other rich British people and this wild gay dude who was almost like John Waters but blonde and no mustache. He was swinging from the ceiling from something and telling an elaborate story I couldn’t hear. He kept swinging harder and harder and eventually swung to the point where he went out the window and I looked out the window and it was higher than I’d ever been in a building before, like the first ascent in an airplane, houses just small squares. I looked down and suddenly my feet were just hanging down and I was sitting on the ledge. Someone put an Eiffel Tower shaped lasagna in my hand to throw out the window and down onto the earth and I was getting a lot of pressure from all of the guests at the party and I was totally frozen due to my fear of heights. I woke up.