Job Abandonment. A Lowly Considered Joke.

It was my inventory at Gamestop and I was working all day waiting for the other managers to show up and the district manager as well to begin prep but they never came. I was working ringing people up the entire day and had no chance to prep the scan at all. No one showed up until we were closed. I let them know I wasn’t able to prep because no one came to help etc. It was a new DM, a woman who I’d never met before and she understand. Rachel Gadomski also came and they were sort of frazzled that I hadn’t done some kind of scan and I told them it’s cool, we just scanned my inventory only a couple of weeks ago. The DM said I could go get something to eat.

Wandered into a pub, probably in Britain? I had to pee very badly. As soon as I walk into the deli, I hear someone talking about how something that John Billings did was so incredible and had perfect timing. Somehow they were talking about Tottenham Hotspur. I walk into the lavatory and there’s a load of shit in the toilet with balled up toilet paper and it stinks. I flush it and notice a stall to pee in instead. As i’m about to finish up, another guy walks in with a Tom Brady jersey. He said “wooof! It stinks. You stink.” I go whoa, yeah. But it wasn’t me. But he just repeats “you stink.” So I laugh at him in a sarcastic way. It sounds like Heath Ledger Joker when he’s doing the almost spoken “ha ha hee hee ha”. The guy is like “hey, i was just joking…” and I walked out. Left the pub went out into the city.

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